Oct 11, 2009

Character Issues - "Stop."

2:44 PM


Black Bolt
Real Name:Blackagar Boltagon
Teams: Inhumans (king/leader), Illuminati (member)

This guy is the epitome of a space pimp. First off, his uniform is just tight - all black with silver-trim. I even like that little antenna on the top of his head. Reminds me of a Mercedes or Cadillac hood ornament (it actually assists in controlling his powers).
His lady, Medusa is quite the dime piece and can serve a can of whoop-ass on her own right.
Blackagar Boltagon is his real name. Process that name a few times in your head, more space pimp points.
But I think the one thing that makes him the ultimate space pimp is his most powerful power:Quasi-Sonic Scream. Anything quasi-sonic is deserving of a pop of the collar-two times, then brushing it off.
A mere whisper can level cities, make dormant volcanoes active, or generate tremors on the far side of a planet. Can you imagine when this guy screams? So think twice about talking smack to Mr. Boltagon the Silent Killa'. He'll destroy your planet son.
Lando Calrissian, you ain't got sh*t on this space pimp (though the cape with the gold paisley interior and silky wavy hair is second to none)

2 Responses to “Character Issues - "Stop."”

big O said...
October 11, 2009 at 3:40 PM

Space Pimp?!?!?!?! Bwhahahahaha!!!


Bucky K. said...
October 11, 2009 at 7:07 PM

Black Bolt's sptting game like Omar!!!